I don’t poop on my training mats, I just chew them to bits!
My name is Scout. Terry’s the good dog sitting patiently behind me. It’s a good thing I’m so cute and my mommy loves me so much because I really did eat 17 pairs of shoes! I don’t eat them any more though… now I just drag them outside and leave them in the middle of the garden in the snow. Such a fun surprise for Dad when spring comes!