Not only did I eat the rug when I was left alone, but I’m not even allowed on the wood floors!
I like to eat my Daddy’s shoes. Mmm good!
My name is Scout. Terry’s the good dog sitting patiently behind me. It’s a good thing I’m so cute and my mommy loves me so much because I really did eat 17 pairs of shoes! I don’t eat them any more though… now I just drag them outside and leave them in the middle of the garden in the snow. Such a fun surprise for Dad when spring comes!
I promise I did not eat your new tablet it was her..